Joke Of The Day

GOD is a civil engineer - 09/07/2009

Three engineers were having lunch one day, and the talk turned philosophical:

The first engineer wondered what kind of engineer God is, when He has created humankind, and proposed "He must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the variety of movements in all the joints of the body!"

The second engineer responded, "No, I think He must be an electrical engineer -- think of how the brain controls all the functions of the body via electrical impulses."

The third engineer thought for a moment about his friend's opinions, and then said, "No, He has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a sewer line through a recreational area???"