• There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. --- Henry Kissinger
• I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial. ---Irvin S. Cobb • A mechanical engineer can ' bcom ' a mechanic but a software engineer can-not ' bcom ' a software.----Mr. Bill Gates • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher. • Uglier than a hatfull of assholes. • He's an expert on padded cells. • When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade. • I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry. • Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. • Ah know what a bagel is, but what kind of dog is a lox? • Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. --- George W Bush • In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. --- Woody Allen • Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. ----Woody Allen • Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police. • I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message. • I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It • When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.----- - Anatole France • She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits