• As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ---- Fran Lebowitz • She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel. • As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. • About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit. • Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass. • Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying. • Work is the curse of the drinking classes. • Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. • Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.- Kin Hubbard Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing. • I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true. ----Katherine Hepburn • As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ---- Fran Lebowitz • She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel. • As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. • About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit. • Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass.
