Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.
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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
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Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
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Chuck Norris invented water.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”
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One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
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Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
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In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
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